Entries by Elf Ernest

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New Storm Bearing Down on the North Pole

The North Pole Weather Center has issued a winter storm warning for later today through Christmas morning. “It looks like a classic Christmas blizzard,” Elf Billy said. “It will make things hard to watch when Santa launches but it won’t stop or slow him down at all.” The bigger question at this hour is what […]

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Where are Santa’s Reindeer?

I went to go see Elf Victor a while ago to discuss his plans for Santa’s reindeer before launch. Reindeer, as you know, are very skittish animals. That means they are very nervous. Elf Victor usually follows a very strict plan for preparing them for Santa’s flight. But I noticed that not only was Elf […]

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Wrapping Department Reports Huge Backlog

The Wrapping Department at the North Pole is a huge mess at this hour. We kind of knew it would be. “It is hard not to feel worried,” Elf Wally said. “We got such a late start due to how things unfolded this year. We will go as fast as we can!” I asked Santa […]

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Santa Declares the Show Must Go On!

Santa is doing his best to keep things organized at the North Pole. With just hours now until Santa launches folks here are very worried about Santa being able to deliver. Santa’s Workshop is still behind, Santa’s mail hasn’t moved in days and the Wrapping Department is almost two weeks behind now. I’ve never seen […]

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Elves Taking Questions Tomorrow

We’re pleased to announce that tomorrow, December 20th, we will staff the Merry Forums of My Merry Christmas with elves who will attempt to post answers to the many questions kids are sending in at this time. There are thousands of them. Kids are asking the funniest things this year: how do I become an […]