Entries by Elf Ernest

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Raging Storm Muddles Santa’s Launch Plans

The blizzard that has hit the North Pole today won’t slow Santa down at all but it sure makes a mess of things. Elf Quinton says that bad weather will keep Santa’s sleigh indoors for quite a while. Normally when folks gather to watch Santa take off they have a chance to see the sleigh […]

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North Pole News Department Deploys Reporters

The Tracking Department isn’t the only North Pole department deploying elves at this hour. My staff of news reporters are at this hour moving to major cities around the world to report on Operation Merry Christmas. While the world focuses on the North Pole for the next 22 hours prior to Santa’s launch we will […]

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Santa Updates Go Hourly

Our expanded coverage of Santa’s flight has begun. For the next 24 hours or until Santa launches you can expect a news update from the North Pole at least every hour as we count down the time for Santa’s launch. Santa has asked us for this extra effort this year in an effort to slow […]

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Security Concerns Worry Elf Agent X

They are calling it “Operation Wrap-It-Up”. At this hour hundreds of sleighs pulled by thousands of reindeer are shuttling thousands and thousands of toys around the world to be wrapped and made ready for Santa to pick up on his Christmas flight. And it has Elf Agent X just sick with worry. “You guys don’t […]

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Santa Still Needs Help Naming the Sleigh

Santa’s sleigh is still being prepared for his Christmas flight and one of the last details that gets decided upon is what to name Santa’s sleigh. Santa likes to give his sleigh a name before he takes off every Christmas and he wants your help in deciding what to call it. Remember, Santa prefers that […]

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Wrapping Department Calls for Help

Elf Wally says he just can’t do it. The workshop is working at such a high rate of speed that the Wrapping Department cannot keep up. And he’s asking for help. This is not an uncommon thing. The Wrapping Department is hard pressed every year to get things done. As you all know, some times […]