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Workshop Suffers From Delays

I bumped into Elf Bernard late last night in the North Pole cafeteria. He looked really worried. Santa's workshop is more behind this week than it was last week. There are many problems. The glue shortage got resolved but then he discovered…
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Winter Blizzard Bears Down on the North Pole

A nasty winter storm has descended on the North Pole, slowing progress in several departments working on Operation Merry Christmas. Over at Santa's Stables Elf Victor was planning on taking the one-year-old reindeer out for their first flying…
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Santa Talks About Being Naughty

Greetings! There is a belief that Santa keeps a list of kids who are naughty and nice. A lot of people believe that and from looking over the mail we get here a lot of kids especially are worried that Santa might think they are naughty. To…
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Reindeer Games Winner Announced

After days of competition at the Reindeer games we have a winner! This year's winner is a surprise. The top prize went to a young buck named Quincy, a 2 year old Finland native who was competing in the games for the first time. He beat out…
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Santa Wants More Secret Spies

As anticipation for Santa's flight builds so too does the need for as many people as possible around the world to help Santa -- he needs elves! Yes, you can begin your elf career by registering free to become an elf and taking on your first…
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North Pole Production Falls Behind

Howdy! Tough news today out of Santa's Workshop -- things are a little bogged down. Elf Bernard indicates that with a recent unexpected shortage of glue -- of all things! -- production has slowed in Santa's workshop. "We don't use glue…
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Weather Center Urges Santa to Use South Pole

Merry Christmas, friends! Elf Billy in the Weather and Tracking Center made an unusual suggestion to Santa today: he said Santa should think of launching from the South Pole this year. The Weather Center is predicting such bad weather…
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Why Candy Canes are Bad for Reindeer

Greetings, Elves! The reindeer games are now underway. From my window I can see them out there in the snow, running, jumping, and flying all over the place. It is impressive, to say the least. Today in a meeting Elf Victor said he was…
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Is Rudolph Sick?

Hi-ho, Merry Friends! It's Monday at the North Pole and there is some concern over at Santa's Stables about Rudolph. Yes, that Rudolph. Nobody has seen Rudolph for several days. He's here but he is not coming out to play. I called…
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Elves Writing Christmas Poetry Today

Howdy Santa fans, Have you got the hang of TrackingSanta.net yet? Elf Billy wanted me to ask. It's Sunday here at the North Pole and that means another day of rest. There is a poetry contest Elf Beulah is running (Elf Beulah is an English…
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What Kind of Cookies to Make for Santa?

Hi gang, Yesterday's post about becoming an elf sure resulted in a lot of emails. Oddly enough, many of you are concerned about...cookies. I'm not even kidding. So many of you are so concerned with doing things right that the details…
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How to Become an Elf

Hi Christmas friends! Without a doubt the most common question we get asked here at the North Pole is this: how do I become an elf? Everyone wants to be an elf. And why not? Why take a job doing something you don't like when you can work…