Expedition Fails to Find Santa’s Reindeer
Unbeknownst to Santa Elf Victor had Elf Vernon and Elf Crash Murphy out looking for reindeer today -- in Finland.
Even though Santa has said the reindeer are fine and will be back in time for Christmas Elf Victor is just worried sick about…
2 Months Until Christmas
Happy Saturday!
It is the 24th and that means there are now only TWO months until Christmas!
I won’t lie. Things are pretty tense here at the North Pole.
As the countdown clock shows each day that Christmas is getting closer and…
Sleigh Barn Elves Sent to the Workshop
Hi everybody!
Well, there are no secrets ultimately at the North Pole. Elf Quinton and team at the Research and Development Department got caught working on a new sleigh design and Santa put a stop to it.
Worse than that. He sent all…
Elf Crash Murphy to Return as Santa’s Roving Reporter
Santa tracking 2015 will be as exciting as ever thanks in large part to the live radio news updates coming from the North Pole news desk. We just learned that famed "eye-in-the-sky" reporter Elf Crash Murphy has been assigned to once again trail…
Troubles Locating Reindeer Persist
Greetings all!
At our regular staff meeting today Elf Victor joined us via a conference call. He sounded a little upset.
As you may recall he went on a world tour of reindeer ranches more than a month ago. He has visited several locations…
Santa to Celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving
Greetings one and all!
Canada celebrates Thanksgiving this next week and Santa is there to celebrate with them. He goes there every year and considers Canadian Thanksgiving one of his greatest traditions.
Santa loves food, don’t get…
Santa Speaks in Media Interview
Hi Everyone,
It's that time of year again! Santa met with a reporter, as he usually does around this time each year, and they talk about anything and everything.
In this year's interview Santa talked a lot about kids who want to become…
No Sign of Reindeer at the North Pole
Howdy!
Things are getting a little weird here. Christmas is three months from today and there still are no reindeer here at the North Pole.
The weather is starting to turn. By this time most years we can hear the calls of reindeer being…
3 Months Until Christmas
Sound the alarms! Christmas is just three months away!
Are you done yet? Is your stocking hung? Are your presents for others wrapped? Have you brought out your Christmas tree?
What are you waiting for?
Sorry….got a little carried…
Santa Worried About Christmas Spirit
Hi everyone!
Santa met with me today and shared some disturbing thoughts: he feels that Christmas spirit is waning in the world.
What does that mean?
The key message of Christmas is peace. Santa says that peace is beginning to fail…
Elf Victor Tours Reindeer Ranches
Greetings!
With little else to do until the reindeer return Elf Victor has departed from the North Pole for a tour of reindeer ranches Santa has placed all over the world.
He will be visiting Canada, Norway, Switzerland, Austria, Afghanistan,…
Work Behind on Santa’s Sleigh
Howdy, howdy!
Ack! It’s September!
And I have some rough news to report: Santa’s sleigh is way, way, way behind schedule.
That doesn’t mean there is a problem.
After all, Santa has literally thousands of sleighs piled up…