Operation Merry Christmas
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Santa Says the Prankster is Naughty

Greetings! Another big meeting today of department head elves, Elf Agent X and even Santa to discuss again the Merry Prankster situation. For the first time in public EVER Santa has declared someone NAUGHTY. The rumors have been around…
Operation Merry Christmas
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North Pole Kitchen Pranked

Uh oh! The complaint department of the North Pole kitchen is dealing with a crisis. Someone put salt instead of sugar in the latest batch of cookies and elves working around the clock are pretty upset about that. Elves – like Santa…
Life as an Elf
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When Elves Get Mad

The nature of my job as an elf is different. I spend most of my days working at a computer in an office. When the world thinks of elves they think of the guys and gals over in Santa’s workshop. Really, the world SHOULD think of those workshop…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Prankster Paints the Sleigh Pink

Ho ho ho! Disturbing news from the Research and Development Department today working on the final version of Santa’s new sleigh: someone broke into the sleigh barn last night and painted it pink. Of course, it’s the work of the Merry…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Elves Want the Prankster Caught

Greetings Everyone! Elf Agent X met today with all department heads at the North Pole to update us on the Merry Prankster investigation. Elves are demanding answers. Elf Bernard said his elves are nervous that something is going to…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Prankster Hits the Wrapping Department

Happy December! More tough news to report again today – the Merry Prankster has messed things up in the Wrapping Department. Like all departments right now the Wrapping Department is working 24 hours a day. So it is a mystery that they…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Prankster Disturbs the Reindeer

Hey everyone! Disturbing news from the Reindeer games early this morning: The Merry Prankster found a way to get to the reindeer. The reindeer are fine – no one is hurt. But plenty are upset this morning after being kept up most…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Fears of the Bah Humbug Virus Grow

Howdy! I came into my office this morning and noticed several elves were not here as usual. Someone told me they headed over to the North Pole Medical Center. I called over to Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock. Any time people are missing from…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Reindeer Games Begin

Greetings all! The Reindeer Games began today under tight security and heavy weather. There are high winds and snowy skies today. Only authorized personnel are allowed anywhere near the reindeer and elves have to watch the games on local…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Prankster Strikes the Workshop

Hi everyone! Tough news to report today: the Merry Prankster strikes again and this time his target was Santa’s workshop. We knew it was coming. We just didn’t know where. Around 3am while the workshop was changing shifts someone…
Operation Merry Christmas
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All About Your Christmas Tree

Greetings! By tradition we set aside the first Saturday after Thanksgiving to talk to you about your Christmas tree. For many people it is their tradition to put up their tree during this long holiday weekend. Since you’re thinking…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Operation Merry Christmas Begins

Hi everyone! Bright and early, early, early this morning Santa met with the opening shift of elves at Santa’s Workshop – and kicked off Operation Merry Christmas with cheers and a rousing round of Jingle Bells. Operation Merry Christmas…