Entries by Elf Ernest

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Big Question: Do Elves go with Santa on Christmas Eve?

Returning to Santa’s mailbag we received this question from 39 year old believer Hannah Watson, from Wales. Hannah wants to know: do any evles go with Santa on Christmas Eve. Nope. We’re all very busy on Christmas Eve. We each have jobs to do. Many, like Elf Vernon, are sleigh qualified but Santa works best […]

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24 Hours to Sleigh Launch

Tensions are running high at the North Pole as we mark just 24 hours left in our countdown until Santa officially launches the sleigh for Operation Merry Christmas 2013. The workshop is in chaos, with elves running around like mad trying to complete the production quotas set by Santa’s list. The tracking department is keeping […]

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Sleigh Leaves on Historic Test Launch

Elf Vernon has launched in Santa’s Sleigh for one final test flight, just a little more than 24 hours before Santa’s actual launch for Operation Merry Christmas 2013. All the elves at the North Pole are talking about this. It is historic. “It’s a good thing the sugar cookie pool isn’t going yet,” Elf Maxwell […]

Final Test Flight Gets a Go for Launch

In a historic first in Operation Merry Christmas a late, last minute test flight has been ordered for Santa’s new sleigh. The sleigh has been plagued with problems all season and Santa has sent it back for redesign several times. Both Elf Victor and Santa Claus have approved the final test flight for Santa’s new […]

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Big Question: Where is Santa now?

So many of you are writing to ask this question and we know why: you are worried Santa won’t be rested enough before he flies on Christmas Eve. We understand your concern. But Santa is in big demand by a lot of folks between now and when he flies. To answer your question, I don’t […]

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Pre-Launch Coverage Begins at SantaUpdate.com

We’re pleased to announce the beginning of our pre-launch coverage here at the North Pole. This is an important phase in the execution of Operation Merry Christmas. Here in my department, elves are gathering to their stations now to take up the job of broadcasting the news from the North Pole. As Christmas Eve dawns […]