Entries by Elf Ernest

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Japan Says Santa is There

Wild, happy reports of Christmas are coming from all over Japan at this moment. Santa has been there! Santa continues to move at speeds never before seen. This new team of reindeer is powering the sleigh at record speeds. In country after country the records are falling. According to the latest reports over on Kringle […]

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Soloman Islands Report a Merry Christmas

Santa has dipped south yet again in an amazing burst of speed. The Soloman Islands report a Merry Christmas while we receive continued weird reports coming from North Korea. Have you heard the latest over on Kringle Radio? I’ll try to get that report for you in my next update. Lots of strange things going […]

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Guam Reports!

Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this moment as Santa and team have shot back north in a blazing display of power and speed. Santa is moving faster than ever. The eyes of the world, however, are on North Korea and what Santa may be planning to do there. We have reports of several […]

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Santa Changes Reindeer and Sleigh in Vladivostok

A quick visit to Vladivostok has made people there very happy where it is Christmas morning for them. And it is also a temporary home for Santa’s reindeer, who will be resting there for a while. Santa has changed reindeer, driving now a team made up of Daisy, Fluff, Snowball, Butterfly, Peaches, Angel, Francis and […]

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Hobart Gets A Visit from Santa

Santa continues to work in Australia at this time, we recently heard from the city of Hobart. Santa pretty much has no where to go but north right now. He could head into Indonesia or perhaps shoot back up to Siberia, or maybe even towards Japan. We don’t know for sure, it is up to […]

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Santa Sighted in Sydney

We are receiving lots of reports from Sydney, Australia that Santa has been there. In fact, all over the east coast of Australia we have unconfirmed reports coming in of Santa’s merry visits. According to my historical charts here in the newsroom I would say that Santa is getting to Australia a bit earlier this […]

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Port Vila Says Santa is There

Like a shot Santa has returned to the South Pacific and is in Port Vila right now, just south of the Soloman Islands and north and east a bit of Australia. “This looks weird on a map,” Elf Quinton admitted, “But it is a smart strategy. Santa knows who is asleep and who is awake. […]

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Magadan Reports!

The eastern Russian port city of Magadan is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour, marking Santa’s first visit to Russia of this flight. Tracker at the tracking center were excited to mark that location on that map. They were betting that Santa would not get there for at least another hour. “All I can […]

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Santa Over Remote Pacific Waters

Sailors and seamen working at sea on a dark Christmas night often express shock and surprise if they are lucky enough to see Santa visit the ships at sea. One captain, who has worked Christmas at sea for the past 37 years says Santa has never failed to deliver to him. Captain Jean Despain, of […]