Entries by Elf Ernest

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Iran & Iraq Welcome Santa

Santa is visiting Iran and Iraq, places where in the past Santa has had some issues delivering. That seems to have been worked out in recent years and Santa has had a peaceful ride there so far this year. Concerns coming out of Cologne, Germany of a group planning to kidnap Santa have been discussed […]

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Armenia Reports!

As the UK finally heads to bed — indeed, all of Europe now has headed that way — it appears Santa is visiting festive locations in Armenia, where folks celebrate Santa every year. The weather is clear and cool. We are receiving a bunch of false reports here at the North Pole. We have false […]

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First Visits to the Middle East Recorded

Santa is making great time, heading south to make his first visits to the Middle East. We are receiving reports from Oman that Santa has already delivered there. Santa has also been on the phone recently with some of us discussing his coming visits to North and South America. What is being discussed is a […]

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Georgia Reports a Merry Christmas

Hearts are merry in Tblisi at this time as Santa has arrived there in the past few minutes. And yes, the sleigh was repaired in Murmansk. So that issue is taken care of. As we reported a little while ago, Europe got all excited to see Santa so close. But Santa tells us that he […]

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Santa Surprises with a Move West

Shocking trackers around the world Santa has shifted his focus north and far west to Murmansk in the past few minutes. We don’t know if this has something to do with the minor sleigh repair that Santa ordered or if there is a special delivery issue for that area that we don’t know about. But […]

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Tiny Russian Villages Report Santa

Santa Claus is making his way through more remote and frozen areas of interior Russia at this hour. He is moving fast and covering a lot of ground. According to Elf Quinton, Santa’s sleigh had a runner that got chipped when it landed on some rocky areas of Pakistan. It will make for rough sledding […]

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Santa Delivers Deep into Russia

Santa is in Oral at the moment, visiting Russian homes and families anxious for his delivery. Santa loves this part of the world. We are starting to hear reports of some sort of damage to Santa’s sleigh. It isn’t serious but a sleigh technician team is once again preparing to leave the North Pole to […]

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Afghanistan Says Santa is There

Santa is now in Afghanistan, where he enjoys far more popularity than people think. Santa especially enjoys visiting military units deployed to Afghanistan. He likes to take mail from Moms and Dads serving and deliver them later to kids waiting at home for them. It makes Santa cry nearly every time. He wishes he could […]

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Karachi Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa Claus is now in Pakistan and making folks merry there. Sleigh spotters in Karachi just reported Santa’s position moments ago. Bedtime warnings for far Eastern Europe are starting to come in. Santa is relaying from the sleigh his concern for kids specifically in Norway, Finland, Poland and Romania, who are traditionally known to sometimes […]

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Sri Lanka Reports!

Santa is in Sri Lanka and steadily heading west. Hearts are merry there according to all the reports I am seeing. Elf Hugo reports that Santa’s mailroom is now looking for mail directing from stockings, a version of mail to Santa known as Stocking Mail. You can write Santa — or draw him a picture […]

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India Reports Santa in the Skies

Santa is in India now as several cities there have already reported a Merry Christmas. Meanwhile, Elf Agent X in the last hour has sent out a notification of a need for more secret spies — elves-in-training, we call them — to help Santa on this flight TODAY. Frankly, Santa needs more eyes on the […]

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Bangladesh Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa has moved south to Bangladesh as his Christmas flight continues. The C-team is now powering the sleigh and speeds are once again at a high level. Meanwhile, at the North Pole it appears the work of the Workshop and the Wrapping Department was completed finally in the past hour or so. Elves there are […]