Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Island Hops in the Caribbean

Sam Juan, St. Thomas, Santo Domingo and other cities in the Caribbean are all reporting a Merry Christmas as Santa hops from island to island there. Despite the warm temps, Santa says the reindeer are doing just fine. Thanks to all yuo kids still up in Canada and the USA for all the questions. Bedtime […]

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Santa Sends All Kids East of the Rockies to Bed

If you’re on the eastern side of the continental divide in North America — go to bed. That’s the word from Santa as he blitzes through South America at this hour. He’s moving very fast. We’ve heard from Montevideo, Stanley down in the Falklands, Santiago, and even parts of Ecuador in the past few minutes. […]

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Bermuda Reports!

This just in: Bermuda reports that Santa Claus has been there. It looks like Santa is picking up speed again. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warnings: New Orleans, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison, All areas east of the Canadian Rockies