12 Hours Until Santa Launches
Breaking news! Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just 12 hours left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things here at the North Pole are very, ...
Christmas Eve Dawns in Australia
The sun is rising in the South Pacific and the island nations of the sea are awaking now to Christmas ...
Santa’s Sleigh Returns to the North Pole
Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is ...
North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships
Big holy-moly breaking news again! Santa is launching a navy. Yes – a navy, as in boats. Three large ships ...
Test Flight Chased from Iran
Breaking News! Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile ...
Iranian Government Protests the North Pole
More breaking news! Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint ...
Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran
Breaking News! Alarms are going off in the Tracking Center and lots of radio activity can be heard there. Evidently ...
Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada
An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the tracking center. Santa doesn’t take flight for at ...
Santa’s A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole
Elf Victor just told me that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and ...
Spotter Elves from China Check In
Elves in the tracking center tell us that hundreds of spotters are beginning to check in from the land of ...
Test Flight Breaks a Speed Record
He did it! Elf Vernon, test piloting Santa’s sleigh, did indeed set an all time speed record for Santa’s sleigh ...
How Santa Knows When You Change Your Mind
Checking in with Elf Hugo again in the North Pole Post Office and he says the mail just keeps coming ...
Santa Announces Historic Launch Event
Breaking news! We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement ...
New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology
In discussing Santa’s sleigh with Elf Quinton in the past hour he shared some more information with me I did ...
Santa’s Sleigh Buzzes Toronto
The test flight of Santa’s sleigh continues over Canada. The Tracking Center has the sleigh right now near the city ...