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North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships

North Pole Podcast
North Pole Podcast
North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships


breaking1Big holy-moly breaking news again!

Santa is launching a navy. Yes – a navy, as in boats. Three large ships have just departed from ports in Dubai, Singapore and Rotterdam.

We don’t know yet where they are going or what their mission is.

We don’t know how big they are. We have reporters working on the story and hopefully they will have interviews that will be broadcast later on Kringle Radio.

I don’t know why Santa would need ships. But he does now and perhaps they will play a role later on during Santa’s flight.

Elf Ernest

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