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Reasons for Tourists to Come to the North Pole

The Mariana islands are reporting visits from Santa at this time. The speed of the sleigh appears to be constant and reindeer fatigue does not appear to be an issue. As the North Pole Christmas Party gets underway the Board of Tourism…
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A New Phase in Operation Merry Christmas?

The islands of the seas in Micronesia as well as ships at large in that general area are reporting visits from Santa at this time. Sleigh operations continue to go smoothly and the reindeer are reportedly in fine condition and feeling…
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North Pole Christmas Party Begins

Wake Island is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. As Elf Butch reported from there hours ago fireworks have gone off in celebration, just as he said they would. At the North Pole the music has been turned on, the food is…
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Good News from Santa’s Workshop

Tiny little Baker Island in the middle of the Pacific is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Also many ships at sea in that general area report the same news. Meanwhile, on Jingle Bell 1 there is good news coming from Santa's…
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Decoy Sleighs Confuse Trackers

The Soloman Islands appear to be Santa's current stop. The Tracking Center has confirmation from multiple sources that Santa is there. Meanwhile, the hundreds of sleighs in the skies over the South Pacific has trackers of all types…
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Santa in Tuvalu

Another tropical paradise is enjoying a Merry Christmas at this hour. The island of Tuvalu is reporting that Santa has been there. We are hearing rumors that Elf Quinton and his team at the Research and Development Department are…
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Santa Hits Some Rainy Weather

Santa and his sleigh have run into a little bit of warm summer rain over the Tasman Sea. Weather spotters say it is not a serious weather event and in no way will slow down Santa. Meanwhile, coal shipments to Jingle Bell 1 have slowed…
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What’s with all the sleighs?

Santa is in Tonga at the moment and folks there are very happy. But like all of us they questions what is up with all the sleighs. Nearly 100 sleighs are active in the skies of the South Pacific. They are not delivering anything,…
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BREAKING NEWS: Fiji Reports First Visits from Santa

The South Pacific island nation of Fiji gets the first visit from Santa this year, thrilling residents of that tropical paradise. In other news Elf Crash Murphy, who is trailing Santa in a chaser sleigh, reports that Santa made contact…
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Radio Silence as Santa Heads South

Santa has ordered radio silence, even though he has been tracking over the North Atlantic. Indicators in the Tracking Department show that Santa his engaged in a burst of high speed and his direction now is due south. Radio silence usually…
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Where is Santa going?

It is still very early on Santa's flight. Some here are concerned with Santa's flight path, which is trending south and east -- completely opposite of where he needs to go. While Santa discusses weather issues and other events that might…
North Pole Christmas Party Delayed 2
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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed

The North Pole Christmas Party has been delayed while elves continue working at Santa's Workshop and in the Wrapping Department. We also have a large number of elves supporting reindeer flight operations, tracking center duties and airlift…