Life as an Elf
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Tracking Center Computers Hit with Viruses

Greetings everyone! Disturbing news out of the Tracking Department today. A routine test of computers there have revealed they are riddled with viruses and are mostly unuseable today. “We’ll get it sorted out,” Elf Buck Sanchez,…
Life as an Elf
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Eggnog Disappears from the North Pole

Merry Monday to you! Elves are a little ticked off today. We’ve all been pranked again. Somehow overnight every drop of eggnog at the North Pole has somehow disappeared. Now, you might not think this is a big deal. After all, eggnog…
Life as an Elf
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North Pole Worried About More Pranks

Happy Sunday! It is a quiet day here at the North Pole. Sundays are like that here, even during December. It is a day of rest. But elves are nervous. I can feel it. Everyone is talking about it. The next two weeks are critical. Things…
Life as an Elf
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Training Wheels Put on Santa’s Sleigh

Greetings! Elves working on Santa’s sleigh arrived early on a bright morning at the North Pole today to conduct tests on Santa’s sleigh. They were shocked to open the doors to the sleigh barn and find that someone put training wheels…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Workshop Pranked Again

Happy Friday, everyone! You’re not going to find a busier place in all the world during the 2nd week of December than Santa’s workshop. It’s going 24 hours a day. That’s why Elf Bernard wants to know how it is possible that…
Life as an Elf
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Reindeer Go Into Isolation

Greetings, all! Elf Victor has informed me that he has isolated Santa’s top teams of reindeer in the wake of the Bah Humbug virus scare. No actual incidents involving the virus have been reported among the reindeer but Elf Victor says…
Worries Grow About Sick Elves 1
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Worries Grow About Sick Elves

Hi everyone! A big scare going on here today at the North Pole – elves are lined up by the hundreds at the North Pole Medical Center to get shots for the Bah Humbug Bug. As we told you days ago Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock promised to call…
S. Nicholas
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Celebrating St. Nicholas Day

Merry Christmas everyone! Today Santa held a very special workshop for elves and their families. He shared the history and traditions of St. Nicholas of old. Today, of course, is St. Nicholas Day. Some think Santa and St. Nicholas…
Life as an Elf
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Vixen Wins the Reindeer Games

Happy greetings! Elves here are cheering the triumph of Vixen at the reindeer games. Against all odds, and somehow running and flying fast and keeping her big bow still in place, Vixen has pulled off an upset to win this year’s reindeer…
Life as an Elf
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Santa Says the Prankster is Naughty

Greetings! Another big meeting today of department head elves, Elf Agent X and even Santa to discuss again the Merry Prankster situation. For the first time in public EVER Santa has declared someone NAUGHTY. The rumors have been around…
Operation Merry Christmas
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North Pole Kitchen Pranked

Uh oh! The complaint department of the North Pole kitchen is dealing with a crisis. Someone put salt instead of sugar in the latest batch of cookies and elves working around the clock are pretty upset about that. Elves – like Santa…
Life as an Elf
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When Elves Get Mad

The nature of my job as an elf is different. I spend most of my days working at a computer in an office. When the world thinks of elves they think of the guys and gals over in Santa’s workshop. Really, the world SHOULD think of those workshop…