Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Pushes Further South

Santa is deep in the South Pacific now, right about where you would expect him to be to make his first stops. Some years he delivers to ships at sea first and other years it might be New Zealand or perhaps even Tonga. We never know for sure until the first happy delivery reports come […]

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Australian Military Spots Santa on Radar

It is still Christmas Eve in Australia…barely…so it might be a little too early for Santa to make a stop there. However, we’re receiving reports from tracking stations manned by elves in Australia that are hearing by way of military radio frequencies that Santa has been spotted on radar. “Indeed, I can confirm contact from […]

Santa Streaks Across North America, Contact Lost

Contact has been lost with Santa Claus as he crossed the Continental Divide of North America somewhere over the Canadian Rockies. Phone, radio, computer and video feeds all went down, both at the tracking center at the North Pole and via the monitors set up at the North Pole Christmas Eve party. Elf Quinton rushed […]

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Santa Heads…East?

Santa Claus has just crossed the International dateline and is headed EAST over the Pacific ocean and towards the United States. This is a very unusual course for Santa and the Tracking Department doesn’t know what to make of it. “What is Santa doing?” Elf Billy said. He was calling me to see what Santa […]

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Crowds Flock to Sleigh Barn to Watch Santa’s Launch

This news that Santa was up has unleashed a stampede to the Sleigh Barn. Folks are crowded all around inside the barn, up in the loft and around the perimeter of the building. It is a large building, capable of holding several hundred reindeer and several sleighs but at this hour it is filling with […]