Happy reports are coming in from all over the South Pacific where the islands of the sea are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. The tracking department said Santa’s sleigh appears to be functioning fine and that Santa is right on time. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command […]
A small city named Mataura in New Zealand was the first to report Santa’s visit this year. Within seconds we received a burst of reports from several parts of New Zealand. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time. Sleigh Status: 4850 mph […]
As the world awaits news of Santa’s first visits of this Christmas season we are receiving happy reports of Christmas Eve parties all over the world. From Asia the past couple of hours we have received emails from folks who have read “A Visit from St. Nicholas” with their kids before sending them to bed. […]
Santa is still somewhere in the skies of the South Pacific. The world awaits news of his first visits. Santa does have a crew of elves with him aboard the sleigh (not a lot of people know he does that). I just received a text from Elf Hannah who tells me that Santa is concerned […]
Santa flew over several island areas of the South Pacific a few minutes ago and he reports that some Samoan farmers have set their fields ablaze to light the way for him. “They do that almost every year,” Santa said. “I think it is the coolest thing in the world. Samoa lights up like almost […]
Santa has re-launched the sleigh and is heading south at this moment. We still have no idea where his first stop will be. It has been two hours since Santa left the North Pole. “Santa has so far followed the flight plan exactly,” Elf Quinton said. “We don’t know when his first drop will be […]
Santa called me just a moment ago. He wants the kids in all of Australia, even western Australia, to get to bed. “I know it might seem a little early to some of those kids in Perth,” Santa said. “But this is important. They need their sleep.” I asked Santa if he wasn’t spending too […]
There must be quite a lot to load on that aircraft carrier. Santa is still there. “It is still too early for Santa to deliver to very many people,” Elf Billy told me. “I can see why he is in no hurry. Santa has been on the phone a lot the last few minutes, asking […]
Remember those presents that were shipped from the North Pole because the Wrapping Department fell behind the other day? Apparently they were shipped to a large aircraft carrier Santa had positioned in the Pacific Ocean. Elves there have been wrapping like mad and now they are helping to load them onto Santa’s Sleigh. Elf Wally […]
Santa has landed on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Is this where Santa makes his first delivery? “We don’t think so,” Elf Billy said in the Tracking Center. “That is an unmarked ship. It does not belong to any country. In fact, it doesn’t seem to belong to anyone that […]
Santa has slowed way down…like he is going to stop somewhere. But he isn’t over any land. “Nothing is wrong,” said Elf Quinton in Santa’s Tracking Center. “We have no alarms. The sleigh is fine. The reindeer are fine. Santa is slowing down on purpose for some reason.” As we get more news we will […]
Military tracking satellites, ship radars and Santa’s Tracking Center at the North Pole all confirm that Santa is over the waters of the Northern Pacific. Santa appears to be on track. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No alerts at this time. Sleigh Status: 6,500 mph Reindeer […]
