Test Flight of Santa’s Sleigh Crashes
(BREAKING NEWS - NORTH POLE FLIGHT COMMAND) - A crash of a test flight of Santa's sleigh has been reported by North Pole Flight Command.
The flight was underway in the South Pacific. The pilot and reindeer went down in the water and have…
Compromise Found in Sleigh Debate
The debate over Santa's sleigh and when test flights for it will begin is over. Santa has engineered a compromise to begin test flights in July.
Santa's sleigh was scheduled to being test flights in September. But a special department…
Debate Breaks Out Over Santa’s Sleigh
Late last week North Pole Flight Command quietly broke the news of a warning over the plan for Santa's sleigh this year.
Since then a debate has erupted over the issue. The warning, given by the Department of Redundancy Department, claims…
Santa Surprises with Early Visit to Africa
News Recap: Santa has shown up in Somalia and nobody is quite sure why. It's quite early for a first visit to Sector 3.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout**
- Sector…
Santa Names the Sleigh
News Recap: Santa announces the name selected for the sleigh.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout**
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia & the…
The Importance of Sleigh Bells
News Recap: Sleigh bells are being installed on Santa's sleigh - and Crash's sleigh. The sleigh bells are really important.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout**
- Sector…
North Pole Sleigh Port Update
News Recap: The Wrapping Department is rushing to finish.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **Heavy Snow - Whiteout**
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle…
Final Test Flight Returns
News Recap: Santa's sleigh is coming home to get ready for Santa
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational -- **BLIZZARD WARNING**
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle…
Flight Analysts Make Predictions
News Recap: Flight analysts are making predictions for Santa's flight.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the…
Final Test Flight Hits Some Bumps
News Recap: It is a bumpy ride on the final test flight of Santa's sleigh.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the…
Update from the Final Test Flight
News Recap: The final test flight includes seeing features of Santa's sleigh that elves cannot touch.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia…
Just 12 Hours to Santa’s Launch
News Recap: All is on track for Santa's launch scheduled for 12 hours from right now.
Status of Regional Operations
- North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational
- Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
- Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle…