Entries by Elf Harold Star

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Santa Scouts the Sleigh

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From somewhere in the South Pacific Santa Claus met with field tracker Elf Petey LaCroix this week to scout test flights of Santa’s sleigh. As reported earlier, Santa wanted to see new equipment in action and to discuss with Elf Petey the work and mission of the small team of professional trackers that are sent […]

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100 Days Until Santa Launches from the North Pole

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100 Days Until Santa Launches from the North Pole



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There are 100 days now until Santa launches. This important milestone is marked on official North Pole websites and on countdown clocks around the world. Operation Merry Christmas – the traditional name of Santa’s mission – appears to be on track. Santa’s sleigh has been engaged in test flights since early June. Reports from North […]

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Elf Scout Goes into Hiding

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Elf Petey LaCroix, famed professional tracker of Santa who customarily reports on North Pole Radio News each Christmas Eve, has been dispatched from the North Pole to a secret location somewhere in Sector 1. Days ago it was reported that Santa will be joining Elf Petey in a mission to scout the test flights of […]

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Santa Taking a Brief Break from Walkabout

North Pole Flight Command informed us today that Santa will be participating in a “field test” associated with the test flights of Santa’s sleigh sometime next week. “Test flights are not all just about the sleigh,” Elf Roger Star, Director of North Pole Flight Command said. “The test flights are used to prepare and refine […]

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Reindeer Tracking Office Launches

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Several weeks ago North Pole Flight Command announced the addition of the Reindeer Tracking Office. That office opened today. Unfortunately, there are no reindeer yet at the North Pole to track. However, those reindeer now working the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are also piloting this new program, which tracks the movement and condition of […]

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Test Flight Accomplishes a New Speed Record

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Santa’s new sleigh – which is still on Version 2 – has set a new speed record in the past few days. Test flights of Santa’s sleigh have wandered north from Central America to the southern United States. Recently, on an extended flight from Georgia to Texas, the sleigh set the speed record in a […]

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Santa Escapes Again

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He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security gave chase, tracking Santa down as far west down I-96 to Coopersville. We […]

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Santa Tracked to Michigan

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A burger restaurant in Portland, Michigan is the scene of the latest sighting of Santa Claus. A tipster, thought to be a tracker elf from Sector 5, reported he thought Santa might be in Michigan after seeing Santa chowing down on a cheeseburger with a local business owner. That business owner – thought to be […]

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Reindeer Radar Test Approved

Rumors of the Reindeer Radar Project are true. In September, North Pole Flight Command will test new technology that will be embedded in the equipment worn by reindeer in flight from the North Pole. You may be aware of embedded technology already in use on Santa’s team. It is dedicated to providing health updates, flight […]

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Reports of Santa in Norway

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Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say Santa was sighted at a local farmers market, buying large quantities of locally […]

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Elf Supervisors in Iceland for Training

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Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, is in Iceland this week to conduct training for Elf Supervisors. The Elf Supervisors are there to plan the months ahead for tracker elves in the employ of tracking Santa for Santa this year. Their weeklong activities will include training related to reporting, weather tracking, and even […]