Santa Escapes Again
He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5.
As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security gave chase, tracking Santa down as far west down I-96 to Coopersville.
We regret to report that Santa has eluded capture yet again after ditching his rental car in Grand Rapids and hopping a shuttle for Dunshore Boating on the waters edge of Lake Michigan. Santa hired a fishing guide and took to the lake, where trackers from NPS lost him.
We do know for sure it was Santa. Early this morning Santa sent an email to Elf Agent X, congratulating him on the near-capture. He also left this cryptic poem:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Hilary’s all wet and so are you, too
The rains in the Rockies
Are steady and cool
It’s a good time for me
To get time by the pool
The reindeer are ready,
The sleigh’s doing great
The workshop is hummin’,
So I might be late
For the carving of pumpkins,
And costumes so fun
For apples and donuts
Til the fall stuff is done
Mrs. Claus, my sweet honey
Could miss me some more
As I wander to and fro
Seeking believers on shore
The ocean’s so big,
The mountains so high
I’ll visit them all,
As I charge through the sky
Where’s Rudolph and Donner?
Where’s Vixen and the others?
I know where they are
But I won’t tell their mothers.
If over the horizon,
I fly and I soar
Undetected, undeterred
While you search for me more
It’s okay, elves and friends
It’s good to get away
I will come home again,
In a month and a day.
Did I really say when?
What a silly boy I am
Don’t believe all you read
I’m making some of this up
Because I really can’t rhyme.
Ho-ho-ho.
Gotta go-go-go.
Analysts are pouring over this strange poem from Santa, searching for clues of his next destination and trying to figure out when he plans a return to the North Pole.
For more information, please click on the North Pole Radio News report above.
Thank you, Elf Harold. I’m curious how Santa registered the rental car. What name did he use for it? I wonder which trues or falses are in his poem. I believe Elf Pinky that Santa will get into the test flight in Sector 5. The sleigh is over the north of Texas now. Are they getting closer? I imagine he is interested in many things, so his walkabout takes a while, he asks for people’s wish lists, etc.
I’m looking forward to hearing from Elf Flank and Elf Crash for a new update on how Santa and Elf Agent X are going. XD
Hi, I am Elf Tory is was I would like to be called and I live in Calafornia I have saw santa 2 times in my local town. I dont know how to contact the north pole or how to talk the north pole elfs or anything so this is the only way i can hopefully get your attention I will try to find another way but for now this is my only way Everyone have a great day Goodbye! 🙂
Confusing poem but good raiding I hope that this is long enough
I know where he might be heading. If y’all remember that in the chat with Santa, he told me to keep looking up?
He also told me that he wants me to catch him. if his poem gives you any clues, he is heading towrds Oklahoma, after going to California.
Hi! only about 90 days until christmas day!