Samoa Reports
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North Pole Radio News
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa is in Samoa delivering a Merry Christmas.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Yuzno, Guam, ships in the Northern Pacific

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Warm, working in shirt sleeves
Sleigh: Sand reported in the sleigh runners
Reindeer: Eating mango
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Rumors of having it wrapped up
North Pole Security: Kidnap plot thwarted in Nova Scotia

Merry Christmas