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North Pole Radio News
A Jolly Christmas in North Korea

Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa is in North Korea and sharing laughs with the Dear Leader there.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
South East Asia, Singapore, All of Indonesia, Laos, Hanoi

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Cracking jokes in North Korea
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Swinging to the bells
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Dicussing concerns with police in Juneau

Merry Christmas