North Pole Radio News
North Pole Radio News
Santa Heads to Australia

Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa is making incredible time now. Most of Sector 1 is asleep and he’s moving at blazing speeds.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Japan, Siberian Coast, Eastern China, South Korea, North Korea

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Mr. Speedy!
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Very strong
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Rumors of having it wrapped up
North Pole Security: Investigating issues in California

Merry Christmas