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Top Secret Projects Have Elves Nervous

11Hi everyone,

If you’re late joining us this year let me catch you up on a few details that have already emerged in the story of Santa’s flight this year and Operation Merry Christmas.

Quite frankly, everything that is going on has elves here at the North Pole feeling a bit nervous.

At the center of it all is a huge, ginormous building that was constructed last spring and summer out by the sleigh barn. It’s massive. Some say that is it about the size of a city, that’s how big it is.

Anyway, it’s top secret and hundreds of elves have been inside working there for months and they won’t come out, we’re told, until after Christmas. It’s all hush-hush.

Not long after that building was completed Santa ordered hundreds of new sleighs constructed and then summoned thousands of reindeer to the North Pole.

For the past several weeks the sleighs and reindeer have been leaving the North Pole and only recently began to return with loads of coal. The coal has been unloaded into a giant pile out by the Big Building with No Name.

Again, this is all top secret stuff. Nobody in the workshop, at Santa’s Stables, in Wrapping or the Tracking Center can explain what all this is about.

And that has folks nervous.

Elf Ernest