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Massive Piles of Coal at the North Pole

14Breaking News!

A week ago we told you about sleighs leaving North Pole. Today they are starting to come back and they are loaded with COAL!

Elf Ed Zachary says this isn’t what you think it is. Santa does not give kids coal.

It is being piled up in a huge mountain-like heap out behind that plot of land they have cleared by the Building with No Name.

Elf Agent X has set up security around the whole operation. There must be 500 elves, all dressed in black, patrolling the grounds so that nobody unauthorized can get in or out of the project or the Building with No Name.

This has to be the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in the history of the North Pole. More news as I get it.

Elf Ernest