Santa Heads Toward Bermuda

updateSanta has visited Hamilton and Tucker’s Town on the island of Bermuda a few minutes ago. In fact, he’s been to several of the U.S. Virgin Islands, too — Barbados, St. Thomas, and others.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole


Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 7966 mph
Reindeer Status: Awesome
Latest Secret Spy Reports: High power lines unmarked in St. Lucia; non-believers in the neighborhood in Paducah, Kentucky; slick roads reported in Northern Idaho…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: Hamiliton, Tucker’s Town, Maraba, Porto Velho, Recife, Daneborg

Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Pacific Time Zone Areas
Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico
North and South Dakota
Central America
US Midwest